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Third-Wave Middle Management · collection #88
Office Snob
Has a private grinder in a shared kitchen and a TED-talk about why the pod machine is a human rights issue. Still attends the birthday cake.
- Favorite drink
- Single origin, 96°C, do not talk during bloom
- Personality
- Correct, unfortunately.
- Dangerous after
- someone uses the nice cups for instant
- shared-kitchen tyrant
- notes on the fridge
- secret stash
Appearances
Single panel 
The decaf incident
A quiet crime in a loud mug.
Monster vs monster Goblin vs Snob
Two coffee personalities, one shared kitchen, no peace plan.
Monster profile Pour-over is a spell
Meet the Pour-Over Phantom, who treats 96°C like a plot point.
Coffee problem The laminated note
A shared kitchen, a pod machine treated as a crime scene, and a note that will not save anyone.
Single panel Jazz decaf
It looks like coffee. It sleeps like a champion. The table is in denial.
Monster vs monster Shared sink treaty
Short hot now versus laminated bloom. One drain. Uneasy peace.
Articles
Setup they would actually use
Laminated Fridge Notes — Office Snob merch. The pod machine remains a crime scene.
Tenth-of-a-gram Scale — Office Snob will not bloom without the tenth. The fridge note agrees.