Monster vs monster · 2026-08-09
Goblin vs Snob
Two coffee personalities, one shared kitchen, no peace plan.
Short. Hot. Now.
That machine is a weapon and you are using it like a toaster.
The Espresso Goblin thinks ritual is what happens after the caffeine arrives.
The Office Snob thinks ritual is the caffeine.
They will never agree. They will continue to share a sink.
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