Mini comic · 2026-08-12
Everyone is a monster before coffee
A three-panel transformation we have all performed in kitchens that were too quiet.
Do not.
The espresso just clicked.
Okay. We can be people now.
This is the origin story CoffeeMonsters never needed to invent. It was already happening in every apartment with a cheap portafilter and a strong opinion.
The monster is not the caffeine. The monster is the gap before it.
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