Single panel · 2026-07-30
The decaf incident
A quiet crime in a loud mug.
It still counts if I hold it like this.
The Decaf Doppelgänger does not hate coffee. They hate being awake at 01:12 explaining a slide deck to the ceiling.
The rest of the universe treats this as treason. The comics treat it as a public service.
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