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Pre-Coffee Beast
Caffeine mode 5/10

Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.

Mute Until Mocha · collection #25

Pre-Coffee Beast

A legally distinct species between 06:00 and the first sip. Eyes open. Soul closed. Holds the cup like a hostage negotiation.

Favorite drink
Whatever is already poured
Personality
Not angry. Not ready.
Dangerous after
being asked 'how did you sleep?'
  • zero small talk
  • both hands on the cup
  • do not wave

Appearances

Articles

Setup they would actually use

Preverbal Flask — For the hour before language. The Beast drinks standing up.

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