Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Mute Until Mocha · collection #25
Pre-Coffee Beast
A legally distinct species between 06:00 and the first sip. Eyes open. Soul closed. Holds the cup like a hostage negotiation.
- Favorite drink
- Whatever is already poured
- Personality
- Not angry. Not ready.
- Dangerous after
- being asked 'how did you sleep?'
- zero small talk
- both hands on the cup
- do not wave
Appearances
Articles
Setup they would actually use
Preverbal Flask — For the hour before language. The Beast drinks standing up.
