Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Cup Collector · collection #100
Unfinished Seven
Starts a cup, remembers a Slack, starts another cup, microwaves the first one, invents a third. Desk archaeology is mostly ceramics.
- Favorite drink
- The one that is still warm. None of them are.
- Personality
- Warm, distracted, caffeinated in layers.
- Dangerous after
- a meeting that was supposed to be an email
- mug strata
- reheated betrayal
- optimistic sip
Appearances
Coffee problem 
Seven unfinished cups
A familiar situation, exaggerated until it grows fur.
Tiny story The corner table is a lease
An illustrated short about the remote worker who never went home.
Coffee problem Mug geology
Seven mugs in strata, one Slack ping, and a microwave performing archaeology.
Tiny story Zoom cortado
The barista knows the wallpaper. The houseplant knows the Zoom voice.
Articles
Setup they would actually use
Chaos Colombian — Bright enough to start a fourth mug you will not finish.