Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Remote Forever · collection #55
Café Squatter
Lives permanently inside cafés. Knows every outlet. Has a relationship with the house oat milk. Calendar is just table numbers.
- Favorite drink
- Oat cortado, endless refills of wifi
- Personality
- Friendly, territorial about the corner table.
- Dangerous after
- the café announces it will close in ten minutes
- outlet radar
- laptop fortress
- knows the barista's dog
Appearances
Coffee problem 
Seven unfinished cups
A familiar situation, exaggerated until it grows fur.
Tiny story The corner table is a lease
An illustrated short about the remote worker who never went home.
Tiny story Outlet politics
The last wall outlet is not infrastructure. It is a lease.
Coffee problem Mug geology
Seven mugs in strata, one Slack ping, and a microwave performing archaeology.
Tiny story Zoom cortado
The barista knows the wallpaper. The houseplant knows the Zoom voice.
Articles
Setup they would actually use
Kofemonstrik Hoodie — Soft fleece. Flexing-monster mark. For café offices.