Mini comic · 2026-08-26
The 21:47 amendment
The 21:30 cup is a promise. The 21:47 cup is a constitutional amendment.
Last one. I mean it.
The night is still a beverage.
Okay but this one is actually last.
The 21:30 cup is a promise. The 21:47 cup is a constitutional amendment.
Drawn as a three-beat kitchen, not a mint page. The faces stay canonical. The disasters are new.
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