Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Decaf Roaster · collection #95
Decaf Roaster #95
Original collection portrait #95 of 666. Decaf Roaster #95 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- Geisha, shared with nobody
- Personality
- Decaf until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- pre-ground beans in the freezer
- #95 of 666
- decaf
- roaster
- crema critic
- keeps a secret tin