Roasted Kettle · collection #93

Roasted Kettle #93

Original collection portrait #93 of 666. Roasted Kettle #93 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: A tasting flight, then another. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

A tasting flight, then another

Personality

Roasted until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

the third short shot

• #93 of 666
• roasted
• kettle
• same cups
• will not share the scale