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Ritual Goblin #9
Caffeine mode 5/10

Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.

Ritual Goblin · collection #9

Ritual Goblin #9

Original collection portrait #9 of 666. Ritual Goblin #9 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: A tasting flight, then another. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
A tasting flight, then another
Personality
Ritual until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
jazz on the decaf playlist
  • #9 of 666
  • ritual
  • goblin
  • same cups
  • will not share the scale

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