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Laminated Pitcher #89
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Laminated Pitcher · collection #89

Laminated Pitcher #89

Original collection portrait #89 of 666. Laminated Pitcher #89 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Oat cortado, endless wifi
Personality
Laminated until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
jazz on the decaf playlist
  • #89 of 666
  • laminated
  • pitcher
  • same cups
  • keeps a secret tin

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