Hotel Witness · collection #82

Hotel Witness #82

Original collection portrait #82 of 666. Hotel Witness #82 lives in a laminated fridge door. Mornings start when the kettle does; they restack mugs by crema height. Drink of record: Flat white, heart or nothing. Caffeine 7/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Flat white, heart or nothing

Personality

Hotel until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

someone calling it a cappuccino

• #82 of 666
• hotel
• witness
• passport stamps of cafés
• talks to houseplants