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Third-wave Diplomat #79
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Third-wave Diplomat · collection #79

Third-wave Diplomat #79

Original collection portrait #79 of 666. Third-wave Diplomat #79 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup
Personality
Third-wave until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
jazz on the decaf playlist
  • #79 of 666
  • third-wave
  • diplomat
  • crema critic
  • treats pastry as rent

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