Sleepy Bloom · collection #71

Sleepy Bloom #71

Original collection portrait #71 of 666. Sleepy Bloom #71 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Geisha, shared with nobody

Personality

Sleepy until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a hotel Nespresso

• #71 of 666
• sleepy
• bloom
• crema critic
• keeps a secret tin