Ritual Diplomat · collection #655

Ritual Diplomat #655

Original collection portrait #655 of 666. Ritual Diplomat #655 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup

Personality

Ritual until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

pre-ground beans in the freezer

• #655 of 666
• ritual
• diplomat
• crema critic
• treats pastry as rent