Loud Squatter · collection #654

Loud Squatter #654

Original collection portrait #654 of 666. Loud Squatter #654 lives in a four-top claimed since 2019. Mornings start when the kettle does; they circle the kettle until 96°C admits it. Drink of record: Double espresso, standing up. Caffeine 3/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Double espresso, standing up

Personality

Loud until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

an empty pod drawer at 09:12

• #654 of 666
• loud
• squatter
• passport stamps of cafés
• sleeps in theory