Goose-neck Timer · collection #653

Goose-neck Timer #653

Original collection portrait #653 of 666. Goose-neck Timer #653 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Oat cortado, endless wifi

Personality

Goose-neck until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

the third short shot

• #653 of 666
• goose-neck
• timer
• same cups
• keeps a secret tin