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Hotel Cultist #652
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Hotel Cultist · collection #652

Hotel Cultist #652

Original collection portrait #652 of 666. Hotel Cultist #652 lives in a laminated fridge door. Mornings start when the kettle does; they restack mugs by crema height. Drink of record: The one that is still warm. Caffeine 7/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
The one that is still warm
Personality
Hotel until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
someone calling it a cappuccino
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