Oat Maximalist · collection #65

Oat Maximalist #65

Original collection portrait #65 of 666. Oat Maximalist #65 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Oat cortado, endless wifi

Personality

Oat until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

pre-ground beans in the freezer

• #65 of 666
• oat
• maximalist
• same cups
• keeps a secret tin