Pastry Snob · collection #645

Pastry Snob #645

Original collection portrait #645 of 666. Pastry Snob #645 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: A tasting flight, then another. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

A tasting flight, then another

Personality

Pastry until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

pre-ground beans in the freezer

• #645 of 666
• pastry
• snob
• same cups
• will not share the scale