Fern Cardigan · collection #644

Fern Cardigan #644

Original collection portrait #644 of 666. Fern Cardigan #644 lives in a four-top claimed since 2019. Mornings start when the kettle does; they circle the kettle until 96°C admits it. Drink of record: Hotel-room pour-over. Caffeine 3/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Hotel-room pour-over

Personality

Fern until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

an empty pod drawer at 09:12

• #644 of 666
• fern
• cardigan
• collection original
• believes in 96°C