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Last-call Traitor #643
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Last-call Traitor · collection #643

Last-call Traitor #643

Original collection portrait #643 of 666. Last-call Traitor #643 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup
Personality
Last-call until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
the third short shot
  • #643 of 666
  • last-call
  • traitor
  • crema critic
  • treats pastry as rent

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