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Sleepy Maximalist #641
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Sleepy Maximalist · collection #641

Sleepy Maximalist #641

Original collection portrait #641 of 666. Sleepy Maximalist #641 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Oat cortado, endless wifi
Personality
Sleepy until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
a hotel Nespresso
  • #641 of 666
  • sleepy
  • maximalist
  • same cups
  • keeps a secret tin

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