Scale Pitcher · collection #633

Scale Pitcher #633

Original collection portrait #633 of 666. Scale Pitcher #633 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: A tasting flight, then another. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

A tasting flight, then another

Personality

Scale until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

the third short shot

• #633 of 666
• scale
• pitcher
• same cups
• will not share the scale