Cardigan Witness · collection #626

Cardigan Witness #626

Original collection portrait #626 of 666. Cardigan Witness #626 lives in a backpack with a socked pitcher. Mornings start when the kettle does; they order in a whisper so the foam does not flee. Drink of record: Nitro, because the tap hissed first. Caffeine 9/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Nitro, because the tap hissed first

Personality

Cardigan until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a microwave mug that used to be soup

• #626 of 666
• cardigan
• witness
• passport stamps of cafés
• believes in 96°C