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Roasted Houseplant #625
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Roasted Houseplant · collection #625

Roasted Houseplant #625

Original collection portrait #625 of 666. Roasted Houseplant #625 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: Whatever is already poured. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Whatever is already poured
Personality
Roasted until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
pre-ground beans in the freezer
  • #625 of 666
  • roasted
  • houseplant
  • same cups
  • treats pastry as rent

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