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Blooming Snob #613
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Blooming Snob · collection #613

Blooming Snob #613

Original collection portrait #613 of 666. Blooming Snob #613 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Whatever is already poured. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Whatever is already poured
Personality
Blooming until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
the third short shot
  • #613 of 666
  • blooming
  • snob
  • same cups
  • treats pastry as rent

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