Buzzy Squatter · collection #590

Buzzy Squatter #590

Original collection portrait #590 of 666. Buzzy Squatter #590 lives in a hotel kettle that still smells of tea. Mornings start when the kettle does; they tip the plant the last sip. Drink of record: Nitro, because the tap hissed first. Caffeine 1/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Nitro, because the tap hissed first

Personality

Buzzy until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

being asked how they slept

• #590 of 666
• buzzy
• squatter
• passport stamps of cafés
• believes in 96°C