Goose-neck Maximalist · collection #577

Goose-neck Maximalist #577

Original collection portrait #577 of 666. Goose-neck Maximalist #577 lives in the outlet nearest the fern. Mornings start when the kettle does; they collect lids that almost fit. Drink of record: Whatever is already poured. Caffeine 2/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Whatever is already poured

Personality

Goose-neck until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

matcha arriving at the same table

• #577 of 666
• goose-neck
• maximalist
• same cups
• treats pastry as rent