Fern Collector · collection #568

Fern Collector #568

Original collection portrait #568 of 666. Fern Collector #568 lives in the night-shift bakery counter. Mornings start when the kettle does; they stand until the first sip, then sit like a treaty. Drink of record: The one that is still warm. Caffeine 5/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

The one that is still warm

Personality

Fern until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a reusable cup that does not quite dock

• #568 of 666
• fern
• collector
• collection original
• talks to houseplants