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Emergency Saucer #566
Caffeine mode 5/10

Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.

Emergency Saucer · collection #566

Emergency Saucer #566

Original collection portrait #566 of 666. Emergency Saucer #566 lives in a backpack with a socked pitcher. Mornings start when the kettle does; they order in a whisper so the foam does not flee. Drink of record: Nitro, because the tap hissed first. Caffeine 9/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Nitro, because the tap hissed first
Personality
Emergency until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
a microwave mug that used to be soup
  • #566 of 666
  • emergency
  • saucer
  • passport stamps of cafés
  • believes in 96°C

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