Oat Diplomat · collection #559

Oat Diplomat #559

Original collection portrait #559 of 666. Oat Diplomat #559 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup

Personality

Oat until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

jazz on the decaf playlist

• #559 of 666
• oat
• diplomat
• crema critic
• treats pastry as rent