Unfinished Squatter · collection #558

Unfinished Squatter #558

Original collection portrait #558 of 666. Unfinished Squatter #558 lives in the night-shift bakery counter. Mornings start when the kettle does; they stand until the first sip, then sit like a treaty. Drink of record: Double espresso, standing up. Caffeine 5/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Double espresso, standing up

Personality

Unfinished until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a reusable cup that does not quite dock

• #558 of 666
• unfinished
• squatter
• passport stamps of cafés
• sleeps in theory