Passport Fern · collection #555

Passport Fern #555

Original collection portrait #555 of 666. Passport Fern #555 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony

Personality

Passport until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

pre-ground beans in the freezer

• #555 of 666
• passport
• fern
• crema critic
• will not share the scale