Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Decaf Bloom · collection #551
Decaf Bloom #551
Original collection portrait #551 of 666. Decaf Bloom #551 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- Geisha, shared with nobody
- Personality
- Decaf until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- a hotel Nespresso
- #551 of 666
- decaf
- bloom
- crema critic
- keeps a secret tin