Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Slack Roaster · collection #543
Slack Roaster #543
Original collection portrait #543 of 666. Slack Roaster #543 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony
- Personality
- Slack until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- the third short shot
- #543 of 666
- slack
- roaster
- crema critic
- will not share the scale