Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Goose-neck Regular · collection #539
Goose-neck Regular #539
Original collection portrait #539 of 666. Goose-neck Regular #539 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- Geisha, shared with nobody
- Personality
- Goose-neck until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- jazz on the decaf playlist
- #539 of 666
- goose-neck
- regular
- crema critic
- keeps a secret tin