Fern Witness · collection #530

Fern Witness #530

Original collection portrait #530 of 666. Fern Witness #530 lives in a hotel kettle that still smells of tea. Mornings start when the kettle does; they tip the plant the last sip. Drink of record: Nitro, because the tap hissed first. Caffeine 1/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Nitro, because the tap hissed first

Personality

Fern until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

being asked how they slept

• #530 of 666
• fern
• witness
• passport stamps of cafés
• believes in 96°C