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Sleepy Diplomat #527
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Sleepy Diplomat · collection #527

Sleepy Diplomat #527

Original collection portrait #527 of 666. Sleepy Diplomat #527 lives in the outlet nearest the fern. Mornings start when the kettle does; they collect lids that almost fit. Drink of record: Geisha, shared with nobody. Caffeine 2/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Geisha, shared with nobody
Personality
Sleepy until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
matcha arriving at the same table
  • #527 of 666
  • sleepy
  • diplomat
  • crema critic
  • keeps a secret tin

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