Crema Squatter · collection #526

Crema Squatter #526

Original collection portrait #526 of 666. Crema Squatter #526 lives in a backpack with a socked pitcher. Mornings start when the kettle does; they order in a whisper so the foam does not flee. Drink of record: Flat white, heart or nothing. Caffeine 9/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Flat white, heart or nothing

Personality

Crema until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

a microwave mug that used to be soup

• #526 of 666
• crema
• squatter
• passport stamps of cafés
• talks to houseplants