Velvet Fern · collection #523

Velvet Fern #523

Original collection portrait #523 of 666. Velvet Fern #523 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Filter coffee in a mug that used to be soup

Personality

Velvet until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

the third short shot

• #523 of 666
• velvet
• fern
• crema critic
• treats pastry as rent