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Scale Bloom #519
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Scale Bloom · collection #519

Scale Bloom #519

Original collection portrait #519 of 666. Scale Bloom #519 lives in the last stool at the espresso bar. Mornings start when the kettle does; they time the bloom on a cracked phone. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 8/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony
Personality
Scale until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
jazz on the decaf playlist
  • #519 of 666
  • scale
  • bloom
  • crema critic
  • will not share the scale

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