Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Decaf Maximalist · collection #513
Decaf Maximalist #513
Original collection portrait #513 of 666. Decaf Maximalist #513 lives in the printer-room pod drawer. Mornings start when the kettle does; they name every shot like a pet. Drink of record: A tasting flight, then another. Caffeine 10/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- A tasting flight, then another
- Personality
- Decaf until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- the third short shot
- #513 of 666
- decaf
- maximalist
- same cups
- will not share the scale