Laminated Regular · collection #507

Laminated Regular #507

Original collection portrait #507 of 666. Laminated Regular #507 lives in the outlet nearest the fern. Mornings start when the kettle does; they collect lids that almost fit. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 2/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony

Personality

Laminated until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

matcha arriving at the same table

• #507 of 666
• laminated
• regular
• crema critic
• will not share the scale