Slack Pitcher · collection #505

Slack Pitcher #505

Original collection portrait #505 of 666. Slack Pitcher #505 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: Whatever is already poured. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Whatever is already poured

Personality

Slack until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

pre-ground beans in the freezer

• #505 of 666
• slack
• pitcher
• same cups
• treats pastry as rent