Caffeine mode 5/10
Tap the meter. More caffeine, more jitter. Works with a finger, not just a hover.
Goose-neck Lease · collection #501
Goose-neck Lease #501
Original collection portrait #501 of 666. Goose-neck Lease #501 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: A tasting flight, then another. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.
- Favorite drink
- A tasting flight, then another
- Personality
- Goose-neck until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
- Dangerous after
- a hotel Nespresso
- #501 of 666
- goose-neck
- lease
- same cups
- will not share the scale