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Goose-neck Lease #501
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Goose-neck Lease · collection #501

Goose-neck Lease #501

Original collection portrait #501 of 666. Goose-neck Lease #501 lives in a coworking kettle that beeps in Latin. Mornings start when the kettle does; they rewrite the kitchen note in Sharpie. Drink of record: A tasting flight, then another. Caffeine 4/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
A tasting flight, then another
Personality
Goose-neck until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
a hotel Nespresso
  • #501 of 666
  • goose-neck
  • lease
  • same cups
  • will not share the scale

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