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Third-wave Houseplant #497
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Third-wave Houseplant · collection #497

Third-wave Houseplant #497

Original collection portrait #497 of 666. Third-wave Houseplant #497 lives in the outlet nearest the fern. Mornings start when the kettle does; they collect lids that almost fit. Drink of record: Oat cortado, endless wifi. Caffeine 2/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
Oat cortado, endless wifi
Personality
Third-wave until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
matcha arriving at the same table
  • #497 of 666
  • third-wave
  • houseplant
  • same cups
  • keeps a secret tin

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