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Ristretto Grinder #496
Caffeine mode 5/10

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Ristretto Grinder · collection #496

Ristretto Grinder #496

Original collection portrait #496 of 666. Ristretto Grinder #496 lives in a backpack with a socked pitcher. Mornings start when the kettle does; they order in a whisper so the foam does not flee. Drink of record: The one that is still warm. Caffeine 9/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink
The one that is still warm
Personality
Ristretto until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.
Dangerous after
a microwave mug that used to be soup
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  • grinder
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