Whispered Diplomat · collection #495

Whispered Diplomat #495

Original collection portrait #495 of 666. Whispered Diplomat #495 lives in a windowsill of unfinished mugs. Mornings start when the kettle does; they file the 21:47 amendment every night. Drink of record: Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony. Caffeine 6/10. Same illustrated kitchen as the named cast — same cups, same disasters, slightly different fur. They are not a mint. They are a regular.

Favorite drink

Swiss water decaf, extra ceremony

Personality

Whispered until the first sip, then a different species. Keeps opinions in the mug and treaties on the fridge.

Dangerous after

pre-ground beans in the freezer

• #495 of 666
• whispered
• diplomat
• crema critic
• will not share the scale